"If you wanna be somebody, if you wanna go somewhere. You better wake up and pay attention"

 

Last night was the worst night of my life.

After getting kicked out my best friends party, I went to meet my dad to get a taxi home. I was speaken to him about what happened. Me and steph fell asleep once we were home, at 2:30am my mum came bursting in the room
And told me I was to get the fuck out of her house in the morning. After she argued with my dad on the phone and threatening to kill people, she came in and physically tried to move me from the bed and that caused a fist fight in which my dog had a hold of me and bit fuck out my arm.

The moral of the story is that i’m living with my dad, with a fucked up bitten arm and a mother who hates me for no reason.

Anonymous asked
Well of course you got thrown out a nightclub for being underage. It's illegal -.-

I knew it was going to happen, i’m not that fussed about that. Let’s just say my night got a hell of a lot worse

queenbitchness:

herdreadsrock:

unverified-reality:

This x-ray shows the case of an unfortunate woman who happened to have a snake crawl into her vagina, slither through the fallopian tube, and out oast the ovary into her body cavity. It survived unknown for three days until the snake started eating her appendix.

Bitch how do you not feel a snake slither into your vagina??

OH MY GOD?!?

queenbitchness:

herdreadsrock:

unverified-reality:

This x-ray shows the case of an unfortunate woman who happened to have a snake crawl into her vagina, slither through the fallopian tube, and out oast the ovary into her body cavity. It survived unknown for three days until the snake started eating her appendix.

Bitch how do you not feel a snake slither into your vagina??

OH MY GOD?!?

(Source: malformalady)

Anonymous asked
Where was your best friends 18th?

Boutique lounge

petemaximoff:

just so you know what is going on in my country right now:

  • votes came in for independence 45% yes 55% no
  • media very “”no”” centred and bias
  • unionists are now attacking yes voters
  • a seventeen year old girl has been stabbed
  • they are burning our saltire giving nazi salutes
  • our first minister resigns

please signal boost this 

sauvignonfears:

Wanted to wake up in a Scotland that was hopeful about a prosperous future and instead Glasgow is burning.

I want to disappear

I literally got kicked out my best friends 18th because I was underage, nearly decked my mother and the guy she was fucking kissing and oh wait, I seen someone get their cunts getting kicked in.